I feel the need to test out my new orthotics on proper fell terrain
Famous last words before many a fell race. Good luck Colin!
Alternative famous last words include:
"I feel the need to test out my new Inov-8 fell shoes"
"I feel the need to test out my new wind-cheating 'low-rider' running gait"
"I feel the need to test out my new 'as-one-goes-down, one-comes-up' system for eating jelly babies"
They all end in disaster