Let's be careful out there folks

[mhlewis]

See article for dangers of grass on the golf course: "You see that yellow grass laying down? It’s dangerous."
And we think fell running can be tough!

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/j ... us-caddies

[Clare GVS]

Lol ace! Those golf courses can be dangerous places.

A friend of ours told us the other week that the Shrigley Hall golf course groundsmen won't cut the grass early in the morning in summer for fear of the 'Bollington cat'. Supposedly a large beast that roams from its winter lair near Ashbourne to summer climes in Bolly. Personally I think maybe they just can't be ar*ed to get up early

[Mr Turnip]

If it were down to me I would have all golf courses ploughed up and put over to growing ...... TURNIPS! Come on now all join in the Turnip Song>

chorus:
Turnips in the morning
Turnips in the day
Turnips in the evening
Turnips all the way

I once knew a turnip she took a shine to me
We skipped o'er the meadow
Oh so full of glee,
It was a summer's evening, the sky it was so blue,
I took her by the foliage and said I do love you!
chorus

We bought a modest acre just by the Hollins view
It used to be a golf course but that of course you knew
We planted little turnips and oh they grew so high
They grew upon the greens and fairways in the sky,
Sometimes their little rootlets would stumble on a ball,
But they don't mind cos they is round and turnips they is all!!

Ohhhhhh .... chorus